Week 14 Summary - All Over But The Crying, And The Playoffs

Week 14 brought clarity in a hotly contested run to the playoffs. It also brought further contention in how we are to distribute the cash and secretly, a decision on the future leadership of the league. Let's get through this together, shall we?

Average score increased slightly again to 101.3 points from last week's 100.8, while the average margin narrowed a touch to 18.3 due to a combination of blowouts and close ones.

Performer of The Week:

7 teams made it into triple digits this week, with 3 teams clearing the 120 point hurdle. Taking the honours this week is Jeff Alls, all the way from Antwerp and his 129.6 points. Honourable mentions to Lance (121.2), and Kevin (120.1).

Senorita Of The Week:

Mike D has fallen back to the bottom with 62.6 points - somebody should start tallying this category as I'm pretty sure Mike broke his own record for SOTWs. I remember when Mike wanted to be better. That was a long, long time ago, and I can only imagine the disdain his daughter holds for him.


The "Close-But-No-Cigar" Match (es) of The Week:

Three close ones this week, but the closest one was Ashby's squeaker of a victory over Madge by just 1.5 points. Kevin also came from behind to defeat Devo by just 3 points. This combination left us with a tie at the top of the standings. So un satisfying.

9-4-1 Club:

Tim and Devo have finished the regular season ensconced in the leaders lounge. Truly, this is my winter of discontent.

The Jason Madge Memorial "Why Didn't I Start THAT Guy" Fantasy Player of The Week:

Madge could have used Julio Jones' 25. Seems fitting to end the regular season with the namesake taking his award.

State of the League:
TEAM W L T PCT GB
FAST BOWLERS 9 4 1 .679 --
Team Cryptkeeper 9 4 1 .679 --
Stiff Brees 8 6 0 .571 1.5
GENTLEMAN'S INTERMISSION 7 7 0 .500 2.5
T-Dot The 99% 7 7 0 .500 2.5
Team BadNewsBrawlers 7 7 0 .500 2.5
The Blue Steel Dynasty 7 7 0 .500 2.5
Stack's House 7 7 0 .500 2.5
Team Tap Out 6 8 0 .429 3.5
Carmen Jello 6 8 0 .429 3.5
Abe Froman 5 9 0 .357 4.5
Inglorious Bastards 5 9 0 .357 4.5



So, there it is. The computer will figure out the match ups and we'll go from there. But, it would appear as though Ashby, Devo, Alls, and Hauser are playing for the cash. Good luck with that. I'm praying for it to go to Antwerp.


Commissionarily Yours,

Your Beloved Commissioner
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