Week 9 brought some joy back into the life of your beloved commissioner for his own success, the unexpected success of another and the misery of 1 or 2 others. Week 9 was not the happiest of birthdays for 2 of your fellow owner/managers, and it brought the closest finish in league history. Let's get to the summary:
Average continued its rise this week to 93 from last week's 89.1 points while the average margin of widened to 26.6 points.
Performer of The Week:
For the second week in a row, Madge put up the biggest number at 128.7. Let's just call it what it is: A DEAD CAT BOUNCE. Don't get too comfortable, thy fall right soon cometh. Honourable mentions to Hauser (118), Kevin (111.9 in a loss to Madge), and even Eric/Pat/Sunny for making it into triple digits with 106.
Senorita Of The Week:
Gregor Davidson, step on up. Well, not that far up as you should be most ashamed of your 52.1 points. That is Mike D. bad. Also bad, the fact that you lost to me, your beloved Commissioner. Dis-honourable mentions to the two birthday boys - Lance and his 62.4 and Harris and his 70.8. Happy birthday fellas. Let's just be glad this only comes around once a year.
The "Close-But-No-Cigar" Match (es) of The Week:
Welcome to the closest match we've ever had:
Mike D. 101 Points
Tim Ashby 100.9 Points
Ouch. I believe that is 0.1 points. I also believe that is Mike's 4th win in a row and Tim's 3 loss in a row - a losing streak that started almost immediately after posting a claim that he was "unbeatable" - check the league page, it is still on there and will remain so for many, many weeks.
6-3 Club:
Devo must be starting to sweat, as no longer is his grasp on the lead just his, but his companion in the leaders lounge is the one and only Mike D.
Is it all a dream? Has Mike D. ever been in the lounge? How will he behave? What happens if it is his and his alone after next week???
The Jason Madge Memorial "Why Didn't I Start THAT Guy" Fantasy Player of The Week:
Tim Ashby: Why for you no start Marshawn Lynch and his 19 points? Oh right, because you're doomed....forever!
State of the League:
EAST
TEAM, OWNER(S) PF PA HOME AWAY DIV STREAK
Team Cryptkeeper (Devin Devin) 936 703.7 4-1-0 2-2-0 6-3-0 L2
Team BadNewsBrawlers (Mike DeAngelis) 756 825.7 2-2-0 4-1-0 6-3-0 W4
FAST BOWLERS (Tim Ashby) 959.9 897.8 1-1-0 4-3-0 5-4-0 L3
GENTLEMAN'S INTERMISSION (Jay Hauser) 929.3 800.9 5-3-0 0-1-0 5-4-0 W2
Stiff Brees (Jeff Alls) 907.4 891.6 1-4-0 4-0-0 5-4-0 W1
Stack's House (Gregor Davidson) 853.6 769 2-2-0 3-2-0 5-4-0 L1
Inglorious Bastards (Lance Richter) 833 902.5 2-3-0 3-1-0 5-4-0 L1
The Blue Steel Dynasty (Jason Madge) 828.3 863.6 1-2-0 3-3-0 4-5-0 W2
Where To Next? (Matthew Fusco) 795.1 787.7 3-2-0 1-3-0 4-5-0 W1
Abe Froman (kevin Andrachuk) 835.9 896.1 1-3-0 3-2-0 4-5-0 L1
Team Tap Out (Jamie Harris) 791.7 914.7 1-4-0 2-2-0 3-6-0 L4
T-Dot Triple Threat (Mith Bobo) 794.8 967.7 0-4-0 2-3-0 2-7-0 W1
Good luck on the waiver wire auction and in Week 10. PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS WEEK IS THE START OF THURSDAY NIGHT GAMES.
Commissionarily Yours,
Your Commissioner
Commissioner's Office, Suite 2200
New Commissioner's Plaza
100 Mbeki Tutu Mugabe Blvd.
Nairobi, Kenya
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