Week 8 brought with it a ticket to the emotional roller coaster for some, convergence about the middle, an the beginning of a bad streak for at least one, the continuation of a bad streak for another, and a big bid on a big bust. My tears of joy have been replaced with those of sadness and the blood-alcohol level is back up, but I shall soldier on and once again get through the summary:
Average score bounced some to 89.1 from last week's season-low 80.7 points while the average margin of victory grew a touch to 16 points.
Performer of The Week:
Showing the same signs of life as Terri Schiavo (too soon???), Madge was able to post 106.8 and take what will be his only title for a long, long time. Madge also bid a big $50 for the highly fragile and highly damaged Jahvid Best. Mark my words, this is you hitting rock bottom. I only hope you take advantage of the our league's owners helping owners recovery program by moving into Ashby's basement to dry out. Honourable mention to Gregor and his 104.1 - the only other score in the triple digits.
Senorita Of The Week:
This week's SOTW and all of its related shame falls onto your beloved commissioner and his 62.2 points. From POTW to SOTW is what hurts the most. Damn you bye weeks, damn you all to heck. Notice the use of non-offensive language as last week's calling attention to the Lord's work may have jinxed my fantasy prospects.
The "Close-But-No-Cigar" Match (es) of The Week:
Kevin clipped Alls by 7.8 and Gregor handed Ashby his second loss in a row by 8.9 points. Has anyone else noticed the marketing thievery that has befallen your beloved commissioner??? That's right, GMC has thrown their mighty marketing budget at ESPN and stolen my original idea for the close match of the week. This is not the first time this has happened - The Harv, Velcro, New Coke, and the personal computer should all be credited to me in some form.
6-2 Club:
Still safely and alone in the lounge is Devo. But a hungry pack gathers outside the door 4 deep. Beware the streaking Mike D. (3 wins in a row - has this ever happened???) and Lance (2 wins in a row). Have no fear of Harris (3 game losing streak), or Eric/Pat/Sunny (probably Madge's room mate in the recovery centre).
The Jason Madge Memorial "Why Didn't I Start THAT Guy" Fantasy Player of The Week:
Nobody would have helped anybody?
State of the League:
TEAM W L T PCT GB
Team Cryptkeeper 6 2 0 .750 --
FAST BOWLERS 5 3 0 .625 1
Team BadNewsBrawlers 5 3 0 .625 1
Stack's House 5 3 0 .625 1
Inglorious Bastards 5 3 0 .625 1
Stiff Brees 4 4 0 .500 2
GENTLEMAN'S INTERMISSION 4 4 0 .500 2
Abe Froman 4 4 0 .500 2
Team Tap Out 3 5 0 .375 3
The Blue Steel Dynasty 3 5 0 .375 3
Where To Next? 3 5 0 .375 3
T-Dot Triple Threat 1 7 0 .125 5
Good luck on the waiver wire auction and in Week 9.
Commissionarily Yours,
Your Commissioner
Commissioner's Office, Suite 2200
New Commissioner's Plaza
100 Mbeki Tutu Mugabe Blvd.
Nairobi, Kenya
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