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Scoring jumped a bunch this week as 7 teams made it into triple digits and 5 teams cleared the 120 pt mark. The average rose considerably to 99.7 pts from last week's 85.1 pts. The average margin of victory grew to 28.4 pts from last week's 23.9 pts.
Performer of The Week:
Gregor Davidson, 145 points. Many thanks to Michael Vick and his massive 63 points - just look at his line:
STARTERS: OFFENSIVE PLAYERS WK 10 PASSING RUSHING RECEIVING MISC TOTAL
SLOT PLAYER, TEAM POS OPP STATUS ET C/A YDS TD INT RUSH YDS TD REC YDS TD 2PC FUML RTD PTS
QB Michael Vick, Phi QB
@Was
W 59-28 20/28 333 4 0 8 80 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 63
I think that even dog lovers might be ok with him on their teams now. What's a little pitting animal against animal for gambling purposes anyways?
Honourable mentions to Pat/Eric/Sunny (138.2), Hauser (131.1 in a losing effort), Mike D. (128, also in a loss and payback for starting bye week players last week) and Fusco (124.7).
Senorita Of The Week:
Jason Madge, 46.9 points. This could have been 56.9 points, but you got slapped with the sneaky -10 for starting a defence that allowed more than 45 points. My favourite scoring rule in our league. It is a rare occurrence, but always fun to see. Also, it would appear as though you attended Mike D's roster management seminar as you started a kicker on a bye week. I think I'll start taking 10 pts from anybody that starts a player on a bye. I sense things are falling apart at the Blue Steel HQ.
The "Close-But-No-Cigar" Match (es) of The Week:
No close one this week as nothing was decided by less than 10 points.
The 7-3 Club:
Harris continued his fading ways this week by posting a mere 55.7 points in his loss to Kevin. As I've been saying for weeks, he simply doesn't deserve his key to the leaders' lounge. Fortunately, I'm back in the lounge and after reviewing the security footage of the last week, am saddened to tell you about the many, many rear naked chokes caught on film. And I emphasize the word "naked". This much man-wrestling can't be good and my presence will put a stop to it. I'll have to re-hire the female waitstaff and maybe Jamie's HR expertise will allow us to escape litigation as we terminate his man-servants. After reviewing the deliveries of the last week, I'm shocked to see this much Vaseline in one place. Fortunately for all, I don't see Harris staying much longer as his rapidly declining scoring line would allow him to lose most match-ups, except for maybe one against Madge.
The Jason Madge Memorial "Why Didn't I Start THAT Guy" Fantasy Player of The Week:
Eric/Pat/Sunny, Tom Brady on the bench with 44. Fortunately a strong showing by your kicker and defence on MNF saved you from a belittling here. But still, Mr. Brady on the bench??? I suggest keeping him there for some time.
Lance left Cassel and his 52.3 pts on the bench, but didn't need them against Madge.
What can I say? There wasn't much to chastise people for this week.
State of The League:
Harris - It is over, James. Your time in the spotlight has come to an end. Now, please let the grown-ups play their game.
Fusco - Doing much better emotionally this week, although still disgusted by Harris' presence in the leaders' lounge.
Gregor, Eric/Pat/Sunny, Ashby, and Madge - all tied at 6-4. Gregor on a 3 game winning streak and riding the high that is 63 pts from your QB. EPS is the steady hand at the wheel, still a little under the radar, but hanging around. Ashby and Madge - what you both did this week is nothing to be proud of. Is this the beginning of your fade into oblivion?
Lance, Jeff, and Kevin. 5-5.
Hauser, 3-7. The lesson learned here is, never, ever think you've got it won. Haus must be near suicidal after that loss.
Mike D. and Devo at 2-8. But one of them is actually happy to have made it to 2 wins.
Commissionarily Yours,
Your Commissioner
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New Commissioner's Plaza
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