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Week 12 brought much change to our Fantasy Football island including a mass exodus from the leaders lounge. Only three teams managed to make it into triple digits and just one close match this week. The average score came in at 94.1 pts, down from last week's 109.9. The average margin of victory narrowed to 20.9 pts.
Performer of The Week:
Kevin Andrachuk, 120.5 pts. Where did that come from? Way to cast off the matching heels and purse. But why against me, Kevin? Why?
Honourable mention to Eric/Pat/Sunny and their 114.1 pts. But really shouldn't that only count as 38.03 points each???
Senorita Of The Week:
Jamie Harris, 61.3 points. Way to get kicked out of the Leaders' Lounge in a classy way, James. Limping out just like you limped in. Please ask Kevin for the heels and purse.
The "Close-But-No-Cigar" Match (es) of The Week:
Just one close one this week as Hauser went biblical on Ashby and took the victory by a mere 4.6 points. I'm not sure if the rest of you saw this, but I heard the winner of this match is allowed to teabag the loser. I guess for this pair, nobody loses. Except for Tim.
The 8-4 Club:
Unfortunately, this week was a bit like a Chinese Fire Drill in the Leaders' Lounge as many members were shown the exit. Some unceremoniously, such as Harris and Ashby who had no right to be there. And others, such as Matthew J. Fusco, were flown out respectfully in the club's Gulfstream. This tradition for only the most deserving of members is in the same vein as when a president leaves office and is allowed to take Air Force 1 home one last time.
Remaining in the lounge are Madge and Eric/Pat/Sunny. But just outside, lives a pack of ravenous dogs waiting to strike. Don't rest too comfortably...
The Jason Madge Memorial "Why Didn't I Start THAT Guy" Fantasy Player of The Week:
Lance could have used Cassel's 39.2. I'm just saying.
State of The League:
It ain't over, folks. The 4 playoff spots are up in the air. Oh wait. Actually, it is over for some of the league. I'm afraid Lance has joined the deadpool currently filled with the floating corpses of Mike D., Hauser, and Devo. In case you guys didn't know, there is just 2 games to go before the playoffs and you are at least 3 games behind.
As for the rest of us, 8 teams are playing for 4 playoff spots. Can Kevin and Jeff run the table and give themselves a shot? Or will they just hang around enough to bother some of the real contenders. We all know Harris is destined to plummet down the standings and probably won't see another win this year and settle at 7-7.
Ashby is cursed and doomed to miss the playoffs, and Gregor has squeaked his way into contention.
2 more weeks. Can Fusco keep it together???
Commissionarily Yours,
Your Commissioner
Commissioner's Office, Suite 2200
New Commissioner's Plaza
100 Mbeki Tutu Mugabe Blvd.
Nairobi, Kenya
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