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My return to Kenya has proven to be most disappointing. It isn't the poverty or the crime or the pollution that has me down, but rather the end of my undefeated streak coupled with the fact that Ashby remains the only team yet to receive a beating. I'll have you all know, that I take no joy in this week's summary. At first, I thought I'd just take my ball and go home, refuse to write a summary and wait until next season, but then I realized it would be my many fans of my so eloquent prose that would pay the price of having to go without. So onto the summary:
Scoring was up this week as 7 teams posted strong scores. Average score jumped to a season high 96.0 pts from last week's 80.3 pts. The average margin of victory grew to 31.35 as three matches were decided by at least 46 pts.
Performer of The Week:
Ashby, 135.4 pts. It pains me to even type about him...
Honourable mentions to Gregor and his 129.3 and Madge (122.1 pts) and Devo (121.7).
Senorita Of The Week:
Mike D, 51.3 pts. That's 4 weeks in a row, Mike. Mike's scoring graph is not good. I'll spare you the graphics and just give you the data points:
Week 1: 90.3
Week 2: 57.1
Week 3: 68.6
Week 4: 47.8
Week 5: 51.3
Last week I said this was "Not good". Mike, friend, it is getting worse.
The "Close-But-No-Cigar" Match (es) of The Week:
Three matches decided by less than 12 points this week:
Close was Eric/Sunny/Pat clipping the angry Austrian Hauser by 11.9 pts. Tight was Alls taking Mike D. by 9.4 pts. But tighter than tight and possibly with the result of Devo being put on suicide watch was his loss to Madge by a mere 0.4 pts. Will this stand? Will an adjustment swing this outcome and the emotional pendulum? Will Devo have his belt and shoelaces taken away from him for his own safety?
5-0 Club:
Congratulations to Tim. No, seriously. Way to go, Timbo. I hope you are very happy. I just thank my lucky stars I'm many time zones away and not on BBM to hear/read your gloating. Fortunately, I have also set up an email rule to quickly disperse any communiques from you into my trash folder.
The Jason Madge Memorial "Why Didn't I Start THAT Guy" Fantasy Player of The Week:
In the only personnel change that could have made a difference, Devo would probably have played Jones over Tolbert in the RB slot. But, instead, he continues on his winless streak. I guess that is something to be proud of...
State of the League:
No State of The League this Week. Alone in 2nd place blows and, yes, I'm very bitter.
Commissionarily Yours,
Your Commissioner
Commissioner's Office, Suite 2200
New Commissioner's Plaza
100 Mbeki Tutu Mugabe Blvd.
Nairobi, Kenya
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