12th Place. Also Known As Dead Last Place:

Mike D. with 1165.23 points.

Is anyone really surprised?

At least he closed it out in style by putting up yet another Senorita Of The Week performance. But it looks like Mike, ever the optomist, is able to get passed his crushing fantasy pool defeat as his beloved Cards of Arizona have made it to the playoffs. Kevin and I will be meeting Mike to watch the game next Saturday. Think of it as moral support. All are welcome to join us. Location TBD. In the interim, Kevin is taking a crash course in suicide counselling to deal with the emotional let down that we will witness as the mighty Atlanta Hawks do very bad things to Mike D's Cards. I am knitting Mike a Cards tea cozy.

Be Like Mike - Keys to How Mike Finished Last:

• Attending the draft for his "other" fantasy league in lieu of drafting his own team in the only league that matters.
• Sleeping through the first 4 weeks of the season
• Believing in Culpepper
• Leaving S. Jackson and his 33.5 points on the bench this weekend. And other times.
• Only having 1 player (T. Jones) in the top 25.
  

First to Worst. Let down of let downs. Patrick, take a look at your future.