Week 2 Summary

Holy Offense:

Well, I hope you guys were betting the over last weekend as a look at the score boards shows nothing but crazy scoring - big passing plays, huge runs, 2 pt converts, INTs for TDs - you name it. Hold on to your hats, because it looks like the whole league is playing like last year's Patriots.

220 Point Club:

Week 2 and the theory that a 100 point week would be good is taking a bit of a beating. It looks like 110 - 120 average is what you'll need to get into the club and wear the smoking jackets this year. Veteran members of the elite club (Kevin and Fusco) welcome a new member (Patrick) and he takes his place at the tequila bar with the overall lead. I think we'll call Patrick "The Prescient One" - he got out of Merrill AND picked Aaron Rodgers.

The "Everything Old Is New Again" File:

Kevin rolled the dice and grabbed his man-crush McNabb in an effort to re-create his top of the fantasy charts hey day of 3-4 years ago. The scary thing is it might be working. Not because of the chunky soup eating McNabb, but his other QB, Cutler, is the overall point getter. This adds fuel to my hatred of Kevin. Also in the file - MAdge's drafting of Delhomme - he's still crap. The difference is he's hurting Madge's team instead of Devo's. Tough lessons not learned.

The New Brady???:

Tony Romo - he's kinda like the white trash version of Brady. His girlfriend is lower rent and his life-sized cardboard cutout doesn't reside in my closet, but he is throwing TDs and he's on my team.

Better Than They Look:
Dallas - could be this years patriots.
San Francisco - They have problems, but they can put up points.
NY Giants - MAybe, but then again, St. Louis makes everybody look good.

Worse Than They Look:
Indy - shaky win over the Vikes. Bad offensive line, Manning takes too many hits.
Minny - shaky loss to the Colts. Bad QB. I don't know if they can ride AP as hard as they need to.
Allsgood - he's got to shore up his team and will need to trade to do it. RBs and QBs - something everybody wants but few really have.
Baby Seal Bashers - Despite co-management by Sunny and Eric, I believe that both will end up dropping the ball and forget to start players thus ending their early season succcess.

Performer of The Week:

Me, bitches. 142.40 Points. Suck it.

Senorita Of The Week:

Mike D. 2 weeks in a row. At least he nearly doubled his point total for the week to 63.06. Still weak-ass. This is what happens to those that cross the cards....