Monday, December 29, 2008

4th Place - He'll Cherish His "Participant" Medallion Right Up Until The Moment He Throws It In The Nearest Trash Can

Kevin Andrachuk, 1679.24 points. 4 players in the top 25.

Kevin's Yahoo! Fantasy Sports Trophy case has been soiled. Somebody call the TDSB custodians! He is not pleased with how things played out this year. He will be vocal at the league's summer meetings. Beware his wrath, as his scorn knows no bounds.

Kevin exuded his usual, post-draft, quiet confidence as he had executed his time-honoured strategy of filling his fantasy cupboards with RBs. His confidence level rose when he moved into the league lead at the start of the 2nd half of the season. You'll notice that his email volume increased with his league ranking, and fell in turn. He has taken these results personally and his disappointment is profound.

Kevin has built a cabin in the woods and stocked it with sherry, a mechanical typewriter, reams and reams of paper, and some packs of cigarettes he "forgot" about. He will retreat to the cabin to write his "Treatise On Fantasy Football". It will be the definitive discussion on the subject. He will be read by the intellectual under-belly of sport. He will be revered as a deity by some misguided youth gangs. He will allow nature to rule his shaving schedule. His cabin will eventually be stormed by a militia from the Eastern Townships that will claim to not understand his writings. But they will really want him to found the Quebec Communist and Fantasy Football Party. They will win multiple seats in their first federal election.

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