Week 10 Summary

Holy Offense:

That Thursday night shootout was crazy and benefitted anybody with a Brown or Bronco on their team. Except maybe for Pat who got the short end of the stick with just 1.5 points on the night. Average score this week was up a bunch, checking in at 103.19 points, with 7 teams putting up more than 100 points.

1000 Point Club:

In a near-Fusco-like performance, Kevin has founded 2 clubs in 2 weeks. His gap to the competition is narrowing though. I will hunt you down in the street like the dog that you are.

The Jason Madge Memorial "Why Didn't I Start THAT Guy" Fantasy Player of The Week:

Ashby - K. Collins on the bench, 20.13 points. Makes you think starting a guy named Sage wasn't so wise.

Got 'em, Need 'em, Got 'em, - This Week's Trade Action:

DO NOT FORGET - THE TRADE DEADLINE IS THIS FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 14th.

And controversy errupts like a once dormant volcano as Ashby has been accused by Harris of welching on an email-negotiated deal and then doing a deal with Kevin. Hmmm....all I know is that giving Kevin more offense is like giving Sunny/Eric another hand grenade to play with - very dangerous. Plus, Harris is so upset with Tim "Welchy" Ashby, that I doubt he'll be getting a Christmas card this year. Rosenfels and Bryant for Berrian. Hmmm...Kevin's pine riders for a top 10 WR. And once again, trading controversy involving Kevin Andrachuk. Let's take a look at how it worked out:

Berrian - 0.00 points. 0 catches for 0 yards.
Rosenfels - 7.15 points, 4 INTs. 7 turnovers in his last 2 games.
Bryant - 0 points, BYE week.


DO NOT FORGET - THE TRADE DEADLINE IS THIS FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 14th.

Update on The Ms. Midge Experiment:

AP - 32.50 points. Uh-oh, it might be happening again.....

LT - 11.70 points. Meh.

Midge - 9th place, but still having his calls forwarded to the Bath House.

Performer of The Week:

Getting another year older has given Lance football wisdom. 128.55 points on the week and a move into 4th place.

Senorita Of The Week:

Baby Seal Bashers, 50 points. That's 2 weeks in a row, gentlemen. I'll suggest you start reading the tips this column had for Mike D. as your starting to repeat his mistakes. To recap: Don't try to start an injured RB, don't start a QB that lost their place in the starting line-up for poor play.
By the way, Mike D. had almost twice as many points as you guys put up. I fear you have figured out how to pull the pin on the grenade, and soon all that will be left to do is hose out the cages.

A Special Section Dedicated To Mike D.:

I was fortunate to meet with Mike D. in person this week at a local watering hole to discuss his team, his life, and his outlook. I forgot to mention to him that last year's winnings are held in escrow until this season concludes and they are forfeited in the event that he finishes in last place. As a realtor, one should know to read the fine print. Our meeting did, however, provide the following interesting Mike D. factoids:

1) He couldn't do our draft as he was attending a draft for his other fantasy football league

2) He is excited about this year's Christmas dinner
3) He was wearing a hoodie and a Wheezer trucker hat - I think he may have been going to a UFC event later that night. He looked youthful.
4) He showed great insight in starting Brady Quinn as it paid off with 20.58 points.
5) Ever the gambler, he picked up and started Culpepper (-1 pt, but better than Bulger's -4.78 pts)

Commissionarily Yours,

Your Commisssioner
Commissioner's Office, Suite 2200
Commissioner's Plaza
400 Commissioner's Blvd.

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